"Not Getting Closer"
Jack Gilbert

Walking in the dark streets of Seoul
under the almost full moon.
Lost for the last two hours.
Finishing a loaf of bread
and worried about the curfew.
I have not spoken for three days
and I am thinking, "Why not just
settle for love? Why not just
settle for love instead?"

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@2:35
P: Why am I watching this? This is upsetting.

J: Because it's the best thing ever

@3:55
P: I can't believe I'm watching lions and crocodiles play tug of war over a live buffalo.

@4:34
P: [cracks up]@4:54 ( Read more... )

i haven't written a poem in so long ( Read more... )

Time does not bring relief; you all have lied ( Read more... )

"Ventriloquism? Of course I can. Just that I can only make fart noises. And I can only project those sounds from my ass."

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(While strolling along Arab Street)

M: [Comes across carpet store] [Points] "How many seater?"

M: [Walks past store named "Aladdin"] "ARAAABI-AN NIIIIIGHTS, like Arabi-an DAAAAYS..."

M: [Comes across another carpet store] [Strikes surfing pose]

M: [Apropos of nothing] "Where they CUT off your EAR if they don't like your FACE..."

Petrina: [ ( Read more... )

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...that Ian McKellen is utterly worthy of your worship:

"If you could have your own super mutant power, what would it be ( Read more... )

Mario: Your socks are holey but your shoes are losing their soles!

Petrina: [stunned silence]

Petrina: I might kill you.

Mario: Now, that's just the shoes talking.

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Seriously, could I have any more love for Stephen Colbert? And who knew Robert Pinsky was such a ham? And... and um, Sean Penn. But honestly, this went a really long way in repairing my damaged (and frankly quite complicated) feelings towards crazy Sean Penn. Because love... is a battlefield. A battlefield.



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